Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Perils Of Small Town Dating..

So, I reside in a town of 750 people. One traffic light. No restaurants that deliver. No Chinese food. No library. No shoe stores. One school that only goes until the eighth grade, then the kids get shipped off 11 miles east of here to join civilization.

So I am thinking there only has to be about 8 single people in this whole town, and I am one of them. Those are bad odds when you want to meet someone. Then there is the whole thing that I don't want to become someone's hillbilly bride.

Well, I have not met one decent single male in the 3 months I have lived here. I have however met a few guys who thought it was cool to ride their ride on lawnmower to the bar on Saturday night. And they even came all dolled up in head to toe camouflage! Yay, I couldn't go another day without seeing you in your camo, giving me your 3 tooth smile.

Needless to say, I am pretty stoked at the idea of moving somewhere a little more metro. And now that I am almost unemployed, I am going to make that happen. :]

Some people are bred for culture, you sir were not.


What is it with the people you meet on public transportation?

I spent a fabulous day with my sister about two weeks ago. We shopped, she bought me new shoes and a coffee. It was pretty awesome.

But as we are getting ready to leave the West County Mall, we meet these two "characters" who are sitting outside debating anime superpowers. Awesome. This girl is going on and on about how awesome it would be to have total mind control over paper. WTF? Paper? That is the power you would pick?

Not to mention they decided they needed to start butting into the conversation I was having with my sister. We were discussing the upcoming premiere of Boondock Saints Two. And aforementioned bus stop girl starts saying that Boondock Saints was not a good movie. "Oh no you di'nt!!" My sister is BAM on the defensive. She starts telling bus stop girl about a friends english thesis, the topic of which was that there is no question that can be asked that cannot be answered by a quote from Boondock Saints. And bus stop girls says "why am I so unloved?"

Me, only having seen Boondock Saints once, asked my sister if "take a look in the mirror" is ever said in the movie. Alas, it is not. But out comes my sister with "because I can't buy a pack of smokes in this town without running into 9 guys you fucked!" BAM.

This all went down before we even got on the bus. And they these two people were having some serious verbal sex across the aisle from us. And then this creeptastic guy starts going on and on about his ex-wife. WHAT? Who married you Mr. Anime? You slightly remind me of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, only Booger was lovable, and you're just disgusting. Not to mention, telling a girl you just met at a bus stop that you are apparently king of the loveless marriage is not a good way to get a number. It took everything I had not to cuff this guy upside his greasy unshaven face.

So, if you, Mr and Mrs Bust Stop Anime Freakbags somehow have managed to find my blog, heed my advice: Take a shower, shave, deodorize, mouthwash. And please please please, 1980 called, please return the shoulder pads. I don't say this out of hatred or coldheartedness, but really, you are eye pollution. I have the interests of the world in mind.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Catching up on Shoes!

Charlotte Russe shoes are currently buy one get one for 15 online. Why must you taunt me when money is tight? :]



Buckled Slouchy Boot by Charlotte Russe. Four inch heel. And I want these more than Oxygen. ($40)



Fuchsia Ruffle Bowfront Heel by Deb. I feel everyone should have a girly pair of pink shoes. Unless you're a guy. But these are just too cute.








I really am in love with those boots more than anything in the world. <3

My insane week!

So in the last few days I have asked some genuinely simple questions, and have gotten some awful answers. Here are a few examples:

Hey, how are you? - Fabulous compared to the 200+ people diagnosed with HIV today.
So what do you think happened to Balloon Boy? - I think MJ is ordering take out from Heaven.
Um, what do I say to this guy who keeps sending me nude pic msgs? - Tell him thanks but yours is bigger.

What the fuck is wrong with my friends? I just had to get this out in the universe. I don't know what is going through some of their minds.



And in other weird news of the last week. There is a guy I had a thing for in high school. But I never really got a chance to talk to him. And I haven't spoken to him in the 5 years since we graduated. So I was thinking about him today and found his little sister on myspace. Now I have his aim sn. And no idea what to say should he ever sign on. So, help. I am at a total loss. What would you do/say in my situation?!?!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I love the smell of new books!

Hey guys, I know it's been a week since my last entry, and sorry about that. But someone from home came to visit and I have just been super busy. Don't worry though, I got some amazing stories and funnier pictures of the happenings in St Louis over the weekend! Stay tuned!

I was just really excited and wanted to let everyone know I got 10 books in the mail today and I am super pumped about it.

The Man of My Dreams - Curtis Sittenfeld
Dedication & Citizen Girl - Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus
The Wonder Spot - Melissa Bank
The Guy Not Taken - Jennifer Weiner
Metro Girl & Motor Mouth - Janet Evanovich
The Deep Blue Goodbye - John D. MacDonald
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
Lipstick Jungle - Candace Bushnell

So yay for new books, and check my bookmooch in a week or so. Some of these will surely be posted by then.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Who's the crazy girl in the corner? Oh, that's right, my cousin!

So I have this cousin, who was my best friend, and the things that this girl has done in the last 4 months are screen play worthy.

Here's some background information you should know. I come from a huge Italian family. I lived in Connecticut until I was 8 with my Mom and that's also where my Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles and all my Cousins live. I was super close to my Cousins when I was younger, but then when I moved at 8 I very rarely saw them. Then when I was living in Scranton, Pa when I was 22/23 (aka until a few months ago) I would go visit every few weeks.

Well, my Cousin D and I started to get really close again in May and June. I went to my Cousin S's baby shower, and D and I started talking a lot again. On the phone, on Facebook. Texting and IMing. And then I started going to visit as much as I could. She was my best friend. She was going through this awful divorce and she needed someone. And of course no one in her family was being supportive about it.

I went to visit D for the week leading up to the fourth of July. Now, even though she was going through a divorce, she was still living in the same house as her husband J. And they have a 2 year old son which just made things more complicated. Well, when I got to Connecticut, I pulled up to the house, rang the door bell, and no answer. I guess D was still out running errands. When she got home 45 minutes later I was sitting on the stoop reading. We go into the house, and guess what? Her husband was home. He just ignored the fact that I knocked and rang the bell. That should have been a sign of how the week was going to go.

Later that night when we were getting ready to cook dinner, she asked J if he was eating with us, and he just stared at her. He then came out of his room and sat at the table and started screaming at D. THEN he goes back in his room, starts crying, and threatens to hurt himself. It's a little insane, words are thrown out there. Threats are said. Next thing I know the police and an ambulance are at the house and J is being removed forcibly from the premises. As this all happens, D is explaining that this is exactly what happened the last time J was committed!

Now J is gone, things are calm, and I am outside having a much needed cigarette. Well what pulls into the driveway but a red corvette. Who the eff is this? Well, what do you know, it's her boyfriend! M. Wow, what is happening? Well, M get's out of the car, and he kind of looks like Dr. Cockroach PhD from Monsters vs. Aliens. Little did I know what kind of a night I am in for.

We all are sitting around getting to talking, and I start to learn what kind of a person my cousin really is. The person she has been hiding from me. Turns out D and M are swingers. Well, I don't know if swingers is the right word. More like M let's his friends sleep with D. Yum. Also I find out that D told M if he played his cards right he would be able to sleep with me! Wow, thanks. Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little.

It just goes down hill from there until I go home on July 3rd. Then we talk about me coming to visit for my birthday July 23rd. Well, I call on my birthday and leave her a message saying a friend was coming to visit so we should plan for her to pick me up the next day. Well, she doesn't check her voicemail, she get's in the car and calls me when she is like an hour from my house. Great, now I get to cancel the plans I had because she jumped the gun. And when we end up getting back to her house, M is there. Awesome. Just who I wanted to see.

The next day she has a massive fight with M, so I go see my cousin S. who finally had the baby, and she goes to talk to her friend. Later that night we end up going out with some of her (and I guess M's as well) friends to celebrate my birthday. And she introduces me to this guy, C. He's pretty awesome, we definitely hit if off. And C brought along his friend V because he knew D really needed to get someone good in her life. (I mean, they may be M's friends, but no one really likes him... See Dane Cook's "The Friend No One Likes" for exactly what I mean!)

I look at the door of the bar around 1 am and yay M is here. The night turns awful. It's my birthday celebration, and I am really hitting it off with C, but now he has to occupy M so no one gets in a domestic. Well, M ends up leaving at like 230, and D and I decide we are going home with C and V. Well, you can imagine what happens next so onto the morning.

About 6 am D comes into C's room, no knocking, and wakes us up because she can't find her keys. She tells me that her son had an asthma attack and she has to go but will come back for me. No big. I could sleep for days. So at noon when we all make our way to the living room, D finally shows up. We say our goodbyes, and hit the road. Then the truth spill out.

At about 4am M called D and she told him her Dad was really sick, so she dropped me with C and went to the hospital. THEN when she told us all that he son had an asthma attack that was a lie too. She left to go see M and make sure things were ok. Now we were heading home to get showered and go to a party at her friend K's house. And M was going to a wedding so she was inviting C and V. Well, we get to the party, and she tells K about her awesome rendezvous with V and then when I am outside having another much needed smoke I hear her telling K that she thinks it would be if she knew any guys that she could set me up with. Birthday sex she said. So, now clearly she thinks I am a massive skank that would sleep with 2 guys in 24 hours in the same circle of friends. Awesome, thanks.

Well C and V never come to the party because M shows up drunk and makes a huge scene. Then D and M leave together and leave me with D's car and tell me to meet them at M's house in the morning. Well, way to leave me in a house with people I don't even know. Luckily I really hit it off with K and we stay up until 8 am drinking and complaining about the D and M situation.

So I meet D and M in the morning (it's Monday now) and I am stoked M has to go to work so I can finally talk to D. Well. No luck. M takes the day off. Yay. And the three of us plus D's son end up back at K's and me and K's boyfriend just sit in the living room drinking listening to the drama. Finally we leave and D and M decide to bring me home, thank God. But I never got a chance to talk to D about the bull. Oh well.


Now here is a list of some things that are socially unacceptable!
  • Telling M he may be able to sleep with me, if he plays his cards right.
  • Eventually telling your friends I slept with M knowing they would tell me what you said!
  • Telling me you slept with C one night when M was out of town after I told you how awesome of a night I had with C. (I confronted C about it, it was a complete lie. D couldn't keep her story straight long enough to convince anyone.)
  • Letting 2 of M's friends sleep with you while M watched and then M finished the line. (When you say you have had a foursome, it's a lie. That's not a foursome, it's a TRAIN!)
  • Lying about your Dad having a heart attack so you can sleep with a guy who's last name you don't know.
  • Telling said guy the your son had an asthma attack so you can go have makeup sex with M.
  • Telling K one day that you did sleep with V and then a week later retracting it.
  • Continuing your bs story of me sleeping with M even when I publicly confronted you.
  • Leaving your cousin in a house full of people she has only known for a few hours.
  • Ditching your friends for a guy you cheated on a few hours before.
  • Letting M answer the door naked when I shop up to meet you.
  • Asking me to pour honey mustard on a naked M.
  • Telling your Mother that the only reason M is with you when you pick up your son is because he was visiting me.
  • Doing any kind of sexual acts with M while I am within hearing/seeing distance. IE no hand jobs in the car!
  • Having a quickie in my driveway after dropping me off and before heading back to Ct.
  • Only calling me when you want me to look something up for you or when you need to bitch about your family. I understand I have a positive attitude but you are going to ruin that if you don't shut up about your drama.
  • And can I just say that cheating on your boyfriend is wrong. And when you try to justify it by saying that it's ok because he went to Vegas and had sex with a stripper, maybe it's time you evaluate what the fuck you are doing with your life. Why are you with this guy if neither one of you wants to stay faithful?!
And so many others. Now, same as my Crazy ExBoyfriend story, I really wish I was making this up. It has to be hard to believe there is someone stupid enough to do any or all of these things. But alas, the dumb bitch is my cousin. Yay me!

Found Another Awesome Giveaway!!

So I am a huge fan of lip balm and am super excited I found this giveaway!

Awesome Lip Balm Giveaway!

So go check it out and enter!

My McDonalds Millions!

So this time last year I was working at McDonalds. Don't judge me, I loved overnights on the drive through. Messing with drunk people is one of my favorite things to do. And so as October was creeping closer this year I started to feel in my bones it was Monopoly time. My favorite time of year, working there or not.

Anyway, it poses this question. If you were sitting at McDonalds enjoying a 10 piece McNugget with a large fry and drink, and you won a million dollars, what are 3 things you would do?

Me:
  1. I would pay off ALL of mine and my parents debts. (Mortgage, auto loans, etc. About 40grand total.)
  2. I would buy myself a hard top Infiniti convertible.
  3. I would get a breast reduction operation. (My neck hurts all the time!)
And now I want to know what you would do.

(And sadly enough, as I type this, I am at the McD Monopoly site entering in all my game codes. I would love a million dollars. Or even a few thousand.)

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

My ExBoyfriend. You know, the crazy one.

Everyone has a crazy ex. You know the type. It was great when you first started dating. He seemed dangerous. Fun. He paid a lot of attention to you from the beginning. Would call you when he knew you were getting out of work to tell you he can't wait to see you. Wants to have lunch with you twice a week. Surprises you on Sunday morning with fresh flowers and bagels.

The first few months are perfect. Like a prolonged honeymoon phase. Then three or four months in you are out a few hours later than you thought with the girls and you get home to 3 messages on your machine. The first one is sweet, "Call me when you get home, love you." The second one is concerned, "Hey, I am getting kind of worried about you, call me when you get home. Love you." And the third one is borderline rude, "Listen, I have been calling you for hours, where are you?!"

Pretty soon all the messages are insane. He is always mad at you over ridiculous things. "Too much cleavage shows in that shirt, please change." or "You look frumpy in that outfit, I don't want the guys to think my girl shops at the thrift barn." And my favorite "You have too many guy friends and I don't want you hanging out with any of them without me." That in turn leads to you hanging out with them anyway, and then he goes insane! "Do you do these things on purpose?!?! Do you look for ways to make me mad?!?!"

He apologizes every time, and you forgive him. Because you still love him and maybe the bedroom is where you guys click the best. Until he starts calling all the time. He can't live a minute of his day without you. He sends you texts non stop. "Hey, where are you?" "What are you doing?" "Who are you with?" He just forgets all sense of boundaries and decides to poke and pry.

You come home one night after work to find he went through your drawers. Hacked your phone bill online to see who you talk to. Searched your computer for pictures or "documents." And then he hacks your facebook to check your inbox. Finally you're done playing his games, and you pack your shit and hit the road.

Tomorrow he calls. He's sorry. He made a huge mistake. He knows now he can trust you. He starts showing up at your Mom's with flowers for you. Get's her unlisted number and calls you there nonstop. Shows up at your work to beg you to talk to him. Finally your Dad, Boss and best male friends all team up to tell this guy if he doesn't back off they will take him out. And it works. For a little while.

Then randomly a year later he starts emailing you. He calls everyone he knows to get your new number. He wants to be your friend. And he's changed. What he doesn't tell you is he has a new girlfriend about 3 times as crazy as him. And she hacks his bill and sees he has been talking to you, a lot. So she calls you and that turns into a shit show. You end up sending her all the emails he sent you and telling her all the things he has said to you on IM, text or the phone. You warn her he is insane, but what does she care, she's nuttier than Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted.

Then the guy goes and calls all of the mutual friends you had while you were together and complains that you reject him constantly and all he wants is to be friends. Then of course you have to listen to your friends all tell you what he said. You wake up the next day praying it's going to end. You told his girl, maybe she dumps him, maybe she pokes a hole in a condom to keep him? But who cares. You got it all out.

Listen, the truth is this crazy mo-fo will never be out of your life. Not ever. You can try all you want and he will always come back and haunt you. And the worst part is now the new girl has your number, probably on speed dial, right behind her voicemail, the crazy guy, and her bookie.

[Just so you guys know, every word of this is fact. I actually moved 1000 miles away from the crazy ex and the phone calls and emails and drama galore all went down in the last 3 days. If you have any legal way to get these wackos out of my life, feel free to tell me.]

Shoe Of The Week!


So I decided for Halloween I am going to be Raphael of the TMNT. Wearing a green tunic and footless leggings and then all red accessories. While searching for red heels I found these and fell in love!

The Details:
  • glossy polyurethane upper
  • padded insole for comfort
  • durable synthetic outsole
  • 4 1/2-inch heel

It's OK Charla shoe available for 19.99 at the Shoe Department online and at Shoe Show locations!

I can't wait to go buy these babies this weekend!

Monday, October 5, 2009

BookMooch Monday.

There is nothing like the smell of new and used books to put a smile on my face on a Monday morning.

BookMooch is a fantastic site. If you have books laying around that you no longer want or that you know you will never read again, you just list them on BookMooch and you can get books you want for the ones you have.

Now let me tell you how it works. BookMooch runs on points. For every book that you list in your inventory you get .1 point. For every book that someone mooches from you and you accept you get 1 point. For every book that you mooch from someone else you spend 1 point. There is some out of pocket cost here, because you mail mooched books to the people who mooched them from you. But it works out because the books that you mooch get mailed to you out of senders pocket.

It's really awesome, it's book recycling! I got three books in the my mailbox this morning from BookMooch and I can't wait to start reading.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Better World Books!


Hey guys! Calling all you literophiles. Just want to tell you about the best site I have found for books!



Better World Books has any and every book you could ever think of. And they have some amazing deals. Let's start with the Bargain Bin. 5 books for 15 dollars! What's better than 3 dollar books? And then most other titles are available as low as 3.98. And did I forget to mention ALWAYS FREE SHIPPING in the US?

Better World Books is also a very philanthropic site. They do just what the name implies. They make the world a better place. As I type this, BWB has raised $7,229,511.12 for world literacy, as a portion of every sale goes to teaching the world to read.

Today I ordered 10 books. All hardcover. 7 of them were first editions. I spent $31.28. How awesome, right? So stay tuned, I am sure you will hear all about it when they get here.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Five Guilty Pleasures

So I thought it would be fun to share this with everyone. I would love to know what other peoples guilty pleasures are!

  • Cream Cheese Frosting - Right from the jar. Or spread on sugar cookies.
  • Charlotte Russe Shoes - The heels - the higher the better!
  • Mather Gray Gubler - I own all 4 seasons of Criminal Minds on dvd. And all of his movies. And some modeling pictures.
  • Black Nail Polish - Hands and feet.
  • My SCP2700 Cell Phone - Enough said.


^^ Hottie <3

Caling All Pantie Addicts!


Hey everybody! Just want to let you know that Charlotte Russe's panties are all on sale for 5 for 10 dollars!

Click Me!

Too awesome of a deal to pass up, so go check it out!

Shoe Of The Week!


Charlotte Russe
Patent and Suede Maryjanes
Faux leather upper and rubber sole.
4 1/2 inch covered heel.
24.99

Available in Charcoal (Pictured), Ivory, Maroon, Navy and Black.


So I tried these on the other day, and walked around the store. Comfortable. Fashionable. Affordable. I am pretty excited to say that I will be ordering them on the website in just a few hours. I can't wait!

Breast Cancer Awareness Month


October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It's one of those topics that is highly publicized, yet how many of us really sit around and talk about it? They say that Breast Cancer affects 1 in 3 women. Well, I think it affects a whole lot more people than that.

Almost everyone I know has been affected either directly or indirectly by Breast Cancer. Take me for example. Both my Step-Mother and biological Mother had Breast Cancer. My Step-Mom first when I was very young, I think 4. And my biological Mom when I was in my late teens. So right there it affected me and both my Moms. Don't forget my Dad, my sister, all my grandparents, and our circle(s) of friends.

To be perfectly honest, Breast Cancer scares the crap out of me. I think that's rational. I do home breast scans every time I get out of the shower. I get a mammogram every six months. Here are a few sites you can check out for more information.

BreastCancer.org

BreastCancerAwarness.com

The best defense is a good offense. Get educated, you could save your own life.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

America's Next Top Model Weekly Recap!

Have you been watching America's Next Top Model? I hope so. You all know the deal with models. Super skinny, insanely tall, impossibly beautiful. Tyra Banks' Le Cycle 13 has opened the doors to girls no taller than five foot seven inches. Huge news in the modeling world. A short model? Who would have though that was possible.

I have to say first off that the drama so far this season has been wonderful. Some of these girls have been so entertaining. Lulu went home last week, and I was sad only because she was the best of the gossipers.

So as I watch last nights episode, I am loving the first challenge. Way to bring it back down to earth. Having the girls race through Wal*Mart looking for the best go-see look was awesome and very entertaining. I was so happy to see Sundae win the challenge. That girl deserved it. I have been rooting for her since day one. She is the shortest girl in the competition and she is seriously bringing the heat.

There was some Erin drama that I really enjoyed. She was a total biotch during the Wal*Mart challenge. She knocked some people down and played really dirty. I must say I enjoyed seeing her crying in the limo. I know it's a competition, but there are just some things you don't do to people. Physically harming your competitors is one of those things. The girls all get to the shoot and who is the photographer? Tyra! I am pumped, I can't wait to see what happens. This one is throwing a lot of curves. Tyra also says that they will be choosing the winner of the shoot the same day, and that person has immunity.

Is it killing you? If you missed it and you tivo'd it I suggest you hit your browsers back button. Spoilers ahead!

As I watch the shoot I realize that Rae is kind of hideous. She looks albino. She looks like an Angel. That's not the look you are going for on ANTM.

Ashley definitely did not bring it this week. Tyra tried three looks with her and not one made her shine through.

Ok, and the winner is: Britney. And she seriously deserved it. She was beautiful. She worked the camera and showed her beauty through a scarf. And her prize. Immunity. AND a photoshoot for Tyra Banks' website with two yummy male models. How can you not love a day like that?

So, I kind of hope Rae goes home. But her photo wasn't terrible. Bianca wasn't too great this week. Neither was Ashley.

Ok, Ashley and Bianca bottom two. And the girl going home this week is:

Bianca! This was her third time in the bottom two so it really was no surprise that she went home. She did well last week, but one good shoot does not a model make.

Well, this has been my ANTM recap. See you all next week!

Announcing Giveaway!

I am super pleased to announce that I am teaming up with DigitalInferno for my first giveaway! On November first one of you lucky readers will be winning the pictured print in an 8x10.

How to enter? Follow me on here, and leave a comment with your email address. I will be accepting entries until 12pm Eastern Standard Time on October 31st. Your entries will be assigned numbers in the order received, and using a random number generator I will be picking a winner at 1pm Eastern the same day!

Interview with Jon and Heather to come soon. Oh, and the reason I picked the Red Orchid print is this is Heather's photography debut. The girl's got an eye, huh?

Must Love Shoes!!


Who does not love shoes? I mean, if you are female, and anywhere from 16 to 60, I am sure you love shoes just as much as me. So let me tell you a little bit about my favorite shoe site!!

Click Here!!

Like.com is a fantastic site, not just for shoes, but for anything your heart could desire. With their unique visual search feature you can browse shoes, handbags and more just by clicking on the style you like. Say you love peep toe sling backs. Well, all you do is click the picture of the peep toe sling back and voila, you have page after page of shoes that fit your style needs.

There are also all the regular search options. Narrow by size, color, style, price range.

Like the shoe in the corner? Jessica Simpson Open Toe Pump with Cutout Accents Gold Tone Studding, 3 3/4 Covered Heel and 100% Real Leather. Only 59.99. :)

It's Clinique Time!


So it's almost Bonus time at Clinique again! It's my favorite time of year. If you order in advance you are sure to guarantee a free gift. And if you check out the website and then order over the phone, you can avoid all those pesky lines and crowds.

Check out the website and then contact your local Clinique counter at the nearest Macy's.

Now, I know, I know. I am about bargains and deals. But for anyone who has ever used Clinique's famous three step skin care regimen, you know what I am talking about. Dramatically amazing skin Smooth and soft. And clear. Because all you twenty somethings out there, I know you love clear skin!

For all you first time Cliniquers, if you are looking for a good first purchase but don't want to spend a lot of money, you should check out the Color Surge Eye Shadow Quad. It's 25 dollars and comes with four eyeshadows. My personal favorite is the Spicy combination, but there are six to choose from. So go wild. And enjoy the free gifts. I can't wait to see what they are giving away this season!!

Make It Work.


So, I know there are tons of you out there that love love love Project Runway just as much as me. And I know it would be a shame for me to say anything bad. But I have to say I am so upset at last weeks show. I mean, I know Ra'mon deserved to go. He designed a weird indescribable green skintight mess. But the man was good. He has amazing potential and some serious wow in his work.

Now, let's take a moment to talk Nicolas. He won last week. And he did a good job. But I would love it if he shut up. All he does is talk crap. He definitely threw Johnny under the bus a few weeks back. He has delivered some severely atrocious outfits. I mean, anyone remember episode one. Red Carpet challenge. And he comes out with some tranny street worker mess. Yuck.

I cannot wait to see what is in store for this week. Thursdays are my favorite day of the week. I am always on pins waiting to see what beautiful piece of art work Mr. Christopher Straub will bless us with. That man better win. He has some serious vision.

Stay tuned for tomorrow. As I watch I will be writing some in depth reviews of the designers and designs. And I would love to hear what you all think. Who is your favorite and least favorite and why? Any feedback at all, I would love to read.

Awesome Give Away!


So, how awesome is this? Avelle has teamed up with Wishpot to give away a fabulous red Kate Spade bag. And just by telling you all about it, I am entering in the contest!!

Now, Avelle and Wishpot are being totally awesome and giving you a ton of ways to earn entries. You can follow leave comments with pictures on Facebook or you can tweet about it, among many other things. (Follow Avelle on Twitter: @Avelle)

You bet your behind I am going out of my way to win this awesome bag. Look here for all the information you need to enter!


Really, what are you waiting for? Go!