So in the last few days I have asked some genuinely simple questions, and have gotten some awful answers. Here are a few examples:
Hey, how are you? - Fabulous compared to the 200+ people diagnosed with HIV today.
So what do you think happened to Balloon Boy? - I think MJ is ordering take out from Heaven.
Um, what do I say to this guy who keeps sending me nude pic msgs? - Tell him thanks but yours is bigger.
What the fuck is wrong with my friends? I just had to get this out in the universe. I don't know what is going through some of their minds.
And in other weird news of the last week. There is a guy I had a thing for in high school. But I never really got a chance to talk to him. And I haven't spoken to him in the 5 years since we graduated. So I was thinking about him today and found his little sister on myspace. Now I have his aim sn. And no idea what to say should he ever sign on. So, help. I am at a total loss. What would you do/say in my situation?!?!
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