I love how guys think girls are insane!

Everyone knows that there are things guys do that are just impossible to decode. Certain behavior or actions that just make you want to shake him until he tells you what he was thinking. Over the last month or so I have had my share of cooky male behavior, and all I want is to know what is going through people minds when he is saying or doing it.

Here is a bit of a back story for you. This is about two of my exes. We will call then Dennis and Shawn.

I dated Shawn from August of 2006 until May of 2007. We lived together from September 12, 2006 until April 4th, 2007. Everything was pretty awesome. Well, until it wasn't. We had a disastrous break up. Words were thrown, possessions of mine were stolen and pawned, I informed his friends and family of all the awful, and illegal, things he was doing in the last month of our relationship. After May I didn't speak to him at all for over two years. Out of the blue, yesterday, he texts me and says "Well, I guess this is as good a time as any to apologize for the way I treated you." Wtf is that all about? It's been over two years. What does that mean? Because, really, I am at a complete loss.

Now let's talk about Dennis. We dated from October 2007 until April 2008. Is was actually a dull relationship. I mean, it was awesome, but it was comfortable from day one. We ended up getting bored and ended it due to mutual frustrations over nothing to do, ever. But we stayed friends. We hung out still. When I moved to Pennsylvania in July 2008, he would come visit me maybe once a month, and we would hang out, go out drinking or out to dinner. And then I moved to Illinois this past August. Well, he had a week vacation in October, and he decided to come spend it with me. So he got in his car and drove 16 straight hours to come see me. It was the nicest thing a guy has ever done for me. My parents and sisters keep trying to tell me he is still into me, but I don't see it. His behavior doesn't really show it at all. What the hell is up with this?

So, since Dennis I have been single. By choice. I have been out on a ton of dates. Mostly bad. And the only really awesome guy I have met, I met two weeks before I moved 1000 miles away. So that's my luck, right?