So, it's recently been brought to my attention that I am a very judgmental person. Well, I guess I have to agree. But I don't think I am judgmental in a horrible way. I am very honest. And I bring extra attention to the obvious. I may talk about people with muffin top, but that doesn't mean I have anything really against them. I just don't want to see it, and I don't think anyone else does either. But in the spirit of being judgmental, I want to take this opportunity to talk about some things that really bother me!
Mullets! Really. REALLY. I don't feel like a whole lot of words are necessary here. But I mean, come on. Don't you know you look ridiculous? Don't you know you look like Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1994? Not cool. Not attractive. Not even easily managed.
Don't fall asleep near me. I will cut your hair in your sleep.
Super Long Nails Who goes to the salon for a full set and just says "keep the tips full length"? And why? What can you do with these nails? I can list things you can't do. Text message. Type. Wash dishes. Zip or button clothing. Tie your shoes. Run your hands through your hair without making yourself bleed. Hold your boyfriends hand. Use a loofah. I could really go on for days. I just don't get why anyone would want these nails. Unless you get paid to inflict pain on people.
Multi Colored Hair Please. Don't get me wrong. I am a fan of the scene. I am very much into body mods, I myself have 6 piercings not counting my ears. But seriously, this hair will get you fired from even McDonalds. It's definitely acceptable if you plan to be rainbow bright for Halloween. But otherwise, just stick to something natural.
Tune in later in the week for more fun-tastic rants about socially unacceptable behavior and appearances. <3
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