Perils Of Small Town Dating..

So, I reside in a town of 750 people. One traffic light. No restaurants that deliver. No Chinese food. No library. No shoe stores. One school that only goes until the eighth grade, then the kids get shipped off 11 miles east of here to join civilization.

So I am thinking there only has to be about 8 single people in this whole town, and I am one of them. Those are bad odds when you want to meet someone. Then there is the whole thing that I don't want to become someone's hillbilly bride.

Well, I have not met one decent single male in the 3 months I have lived here. I have however met a few guys who thought it was cool to ride their ride on lawnmower to the bar on Saturday night. And they even came all dolled up in head to toe camouflage! Yay, I couldn't go another day without seeing you in your camo, giving me your 3 tooth smile.

Needless to say, I am pretty stoked at the idea of moving somewhere a little more metro. And now that I am almost unemployed, I am going to make that happen. :]